Hey There!
Let’s take a break from these woodland creatures hard-selling me. Thanks gals!
I’m Emily (or Em), and you might be wondering why I chose this gimmick for my site. For the past decade, I’ve been in the business of bragging. But bragging for myself? No, thank you. Turns out, bragging about yourself is hard. Like, painfully hard. And while I don’t think that’s exclusively a gendered struggle—it’s especially tough for women, thanks to all the deeply ingrained cultural nonsense we don’t have time to unpack here.
That’s why I particularly love marketing for women-owned businesses and to other women. (And yes, assume “women-identifying” here because women are women are women.) I loathe pink pen marketing. I remember growing up seeing paper towel ads where it was always women cleaning up the mess and thinking; this is BULLSHIT. Marketing shapes culture and culture shapes marketing, so if I can be one small push in this already changing tide (hopefully), I’m here for it.
So why not go full Snow White and recruit some tiny, overachieving forest creatures to help me sling my syllables? That’s what I do for my clients so they can own their brilliance and stop feeling weird about hyping themselves up. Because we can be loud about what we do. And we can take up some motherfucking space!
Some Stuff I’ve Sold…
🐮 Whole cows
🦷 A funnel that made hundreds of thousands of dollars for a dentist
💎 A $12,000 necklace -- off of one email
🌸 Flower essences (aka, vibrational wildflower water for your vibes)
📚 Coaching. Actors, lawyers, therapists, yoga teachers, makeup artists, even coaches who coach coaches (seriously)
🥤 Pepsi
🏝️ Speculative properties in Panama (real, not a scam, I promise)
🔥 Tarot cards & reiki-infused candles
🧠 Jungian philosophy
📢 HR, DEI consulting, financial planning, and exit interviews
🎤 Big coaching names—Marie Forleo, Amy Porterfield, Mary Morrissey, John Gray, etc.
🍑 Peaches
🔮 Lessons on how to psychically communicate with your pet
💪 Every diet, wellness trend, and workout you can imagine
